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Episode #24 - Magic Organ w/Hank Pine

The immensely sexy and talented Hank Pine (a.ka. Hunk Peen) joins us!


This dish dishes about '90's journals, accents, Twitter, the struggle of trying to make drunks remember you and of course the greatest "can't come in to work today" excuse of all time:


"Mon pénis me fait mal"

Often on the blog we re-cap what's shared on the episode, but we're so horny for Hank we want to mostly make this one a Hank Appreciate Post.

I mean, this guy. What a gem.


We do discuss day job shame, what "success" really means, and sex playlists. What's the name of your sex playlist?


Also we're posting this picture of notable actor THE THIRD for *some* reason. (There really IS extra content/juice here on the blog. Good call checking it out).

Muppets to Bone

For those keeping track, after completing some homework Amitai has entered the "What Muppet Would You Bone?" chat and his initial choices are:


Animal (insane)



Dr. Teeth (Rock Star Energy)

Fozzie


Hank, a Muppet Aficionado, reminded Katie and enlightened Amitai about the "late night talk show" iteration, "Muppet's Tonight".


Your Bubble Bud hosts are super horny for Hank, including his Twitter, which he has newly returned to and you should definitely give him follow @pinehank.


The best place to find more of Hank's music is on his BandCamp.

Valentines Day will fall between this episode and next and if you're reading this, at any time, know that everyone at Horny OFF MAIN would be proud to be your Valentine.


Don't Forget! Live Show THIS SATURDAY Feb 13th


A chance to hang out with your horny hosts LIVE (from your respective home or wherever you're most comfortable). The fourth installment of Katie-Ellen's Online Comedy Variety Show Show OFF GO OFF (SHOW OFF GO OFF IV: Zoom is for Lovers) will happen Saturday February 13th, 2021.


The show takes place online via Zoom and features standup, storytelling, music and fav segment Audience Show & Tell where members of the SOGO community invite viewers into their home and show or tell us all something weird or wonderful or some combination therein.


This month's show also happens to take place on Katie's birthday - a thing she would normally never share but if it improves the chances of you coming to the show, so bit it.


Tickets are by donation with 100% going to PHS Community Services Society.


Click Here for Tickets & Info


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