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Ep #29 - Hot Girls Do Crimes

This week starts off with Katie-Ellen speaking with a lot of authority on something she has virtually no first-hand knowledge of, so you know, a podcast. The topic? Toastmasters. In hindsight, the way Katie described Toastmasters made it seem like a cult.

From the Toastmasters International website:

Toastmasters International is a nonprofit educational organization that teaches public speaking and leadership skills through a worldwide network of clubs. Headquartered in Englewood, Colo., the organization's membership exceeds 364,000 in more than 16,200 clubs in 145 countries. Since 1924, Toastmasters International has helped people from diverse backgrounds become more confident speakers, communicators, and leaders.

So...yeah. "Club."

All this leads Amitai to reveal this near obsession with conjecture. He loves to hear how people perceive things they've not actually experienced. Which is when, dear listener, we receive the SHOCKING* reveal (*that biographically speaking is in no way actually surprising) that Amitai has not seen the movie The Goonies.

Goonies talk leads Katie to reminisce about a local Vancouver diner's (shout out to The Wallflower) Goonies themed bathroom and to declare 38 is "not quite 'nautical bathroom' age" yet.

This cursed design aesthetic:

When it comes to conjecture, Katie want's to know:

What Colour Hair Do You Think Nanny from Muppet Babies Has?

There are no right answers to this question - but you CAN be wrong. DM/Text/Email with your thoughts.

Things Get "Pan" Sexual

Really had priorities straight 3-days into self-isolation of what would be a year+ global pandemic.

Amitai Has a Type (and that type is "Hot Person")

Also, if like your HOM Hosts, you are horny for Rufio, may we suggest this track by Utkarsh Ambudkar - Rufio ft. Lin Manuel Miranda & Dante Basco.

This week your HOM Hosts ask the big question:

When you have a crush on someone, do you want to be with them, or do you want to BE them?

"Horny Fors"

Katie is horny for therapy. For anyone who wants it (and kind especially for those who don't). Amitai is horny for Selema Gomez, and rightly so.

P.S. As promised, a pic of Amitai's good hair these days.

Pic is from Saturday's SHOW OFF GO OFF: V. The next live Online Comedy Variety Show will be April 10th. Save the date!

Hope you all get some kind of "Spring Break" these days, whatever that means for you.

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